Proof is in the pudding

If there is one species that were never touched with Enlightenment, I think it has to be rollerbladers.

Not your pretty children skating around and grazing their knees, nor the couple that insist on playing together even though only one half is having fun, whilst the other is grasping at straws.

No.

The rollerbladers that missed the smart gene altogether are the ones who think that caking the floor, or the top surface- NOT the edge!- of something, in wax.

I'm sorry. Did I miss the memo. isn't that regression, not progression..?